menu-toggle Created with Sketch.
Live 1

SEC Football Vibes: ‘Twas The Night Before Football

Embed
<iframe src="https://campusinsiders.com/videos/JmbmpoODE6sFxNSat_HNzKKjOHCkUrEf/?video-embed=1" width="640" height="360" style="border:0"></iframe>

Taking a look at what we are vibing on in SEC football, including recapping all of the conference season action with an ode.


‘Twas the night before SEC football
And all through the South
The fans would try sleeping
With fight songs murmuring from mouths.

The offseason was long
And some stories made us queasy
Like when the Magnolia State coaches
Both came across as sleazy.

Dan Mullen was in town
And sharing his season views
No I’m not responsible for Jeffrey Simmons
Hey, look at my cool shoes.

Hugh Freeze was just as bad
Saying with a firm declaration
That he had done nothing wrong
And didn’t deserve probation.

September 3 arrived
And the kickoff began
Little would anyone figure out
Auburn’s confounded game plan.

The Volunteers started wearily
Big Orange fans were almost sick
But in Butch Jones they trusted
Because he was building brick by brick.

On Jalen, on Reuben, on Damian
And all of the Tide convoy
There was no stopping Saban
From embarrassing the Men of Troy

The season continued along
Some quarterbacks started to grow
Eason and Bentley precisely
Made defensive coordinators go “whoa.”

Arkansas kept getting pounded
And Bielema grew bitter
The once-jolly guy
Blocked a certain someone on Twitter

Les Miles got fired
After 11-plus years
Ed Orgeron now holds the gig
To a lot of Tiger fans’ fears.

The Florida offense was operated
As if no one had a clue
Luke Del Rio or Austin Appleby
Trouble at QB was hardly anything new.

Barry Odom’s first season
Turned into a disaster
If this doesn’t improve
He’ll be the next ex-coach sportscaster.

The Aggies had a nice run
Thanks to the new guy under center
While Christian Kirk played the role
As a cornerback tormentor.

Vandy made a bowl
And did Stoops’ Troops
Giving Kentucky fans a reason
To cheer for something other than hoops.

Florida won the East
With a defense downright cruel
Jim McElwain’s only response:
Man, isn’t that cool?

The Tide repeated as conference champs
To little surprise on Saban’s patrol
Halfway through the third quarter
Lane Kiffin was on Twitter ready to troll.

Uncle Verne called his last game
Saying the job was a dream
“There goes Davis” was my favorite call
Along with that golden CBS theme.

Bowl season is now here
And I want to say to thee
Thank you for reading Vibes this season
And, of course, S-E-C!

MORE: Top Five College Football Alternate Uniforms Of 2016

Related Posts

Featured

  • College Basketball
  • March 23, 2017
  • Jeff Bartl

John Thompson III Out At Georgetown

Georgetown released a statement Thursday that head coach John Thompson III will not return next season. Thompson spent 13 seasons with the Hoyas, reaching eight NCAA Tournaments and a Final Four.

Live Events

All times are Eastern Time Zone.

Live Schedule

All times are Eastern Time Zone.
Clear Filters
Thursday, March 23, 2017
TimeET Title Category Network
9:00 pm Baseball TheW.TV
Friday, March 24, 2017
TimeET Title Category Network
7:00 pm Softball Mountain West Network
9:00 pm Baseball TheW.TV
9:00 pm Softball Mountain West Network
9:00 pm Baseball TheW.TV
9:00 pm Softball Mountain West Network
9:00 pm Baseball TheW.TV
Saturday, March 25, 2017
TimeET Title Category Network
12:00 pm Softball Patriot League Network
12:00 pm Lacrosse (W) Patriot League Network
12:00 pm Baseball Patriot League Network
12:00 pm Softball Patriot League Network
1:00 pm Lacrosse (W) Patriot League Network
1:00 pm Lacrosse (W) Patriot League Network
1:00 pm Lacrosse (M) Patriot League Network
1:00 pm Lacrosse (M) Patriot League Network
1:00 pm Lacrosse (W) Patriot League Network
2:00 pm Softball Patriot League Network
2:00 pm Lacrosse (M) Mountain West Network
2:30 pm Lacrosse (W) Patriot League Network
2:30 pm Softball Patriot League Network
3:00 pm Baseball Patriot League Network
3:30 pm Lacrosse (M) Patriot League Network
4:00 pm Softball Mountain West Network
4:00 pm Baseball TheW.TV
6:00 pm Baseball TheW.TV
7:00 pm Softball Mountain West Network
9:00 pm Softball Mountain West Network
9:00 pm Baseball TheW.TV
10:00 pm Volleyball (M) TheW.TV
Sunday, March 26, 2017
TimeET Title Category Network
12:00 pm Softball Patriot League Network
12:00 pm Softball Patriot League Network
12:00 pm Baseball Patriot League Network
1:00 pm Baseball Patriot League Network
2:00 pm Softball Mountain West Network
3:00 pm Baseball Patriot League Network
3:00 pm Lacrosse (W) TheW.TV
3:00 pm Softball Mountain West Network
3:00 pm Baseball TheW.TV
4:00 pm Baseball Mountain West Network
4:00 pm Baseball TheW.TV
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
TimeET Title Category Network
3:00 pm Baseball Patriot League Network
9:00 pm Baseball TheW.TV
Wednesday, March 29, 2017
TimeET Title Category Network
3:00 pm Lacrosse (W) Patriot League Network
3:00 pm Lacrosse (W) Patriot League Network
5:00 pm Lacrosse (W) Patriot League Network
7:00 pm Lacrosse (W) Patriot League Network
7:00 pm
Navy at Lehigh
Lacrosse (W)
Lacrosse (W) Patriot League Network
9:00 pm Baseball TheW.TV
9:00 pm Softball Mountain West Network
10:00 pm Baseball Mountain West Network

Popular Posts